Perks Of The Job
Kash Patel doesn't move like FBI directors of the past or even those depicted by Hollywood. What could signify this more than having his own custom Woodford Reserve bottles engraved with his name, an FBI shield. He hands signed bottles out to staff and affiliates. He's transported cases of them on DOJ planes. And when one went missing, what he allegedly did next is the best part. The Atlantic got hold of a bottle.
May Is National Barbecue Month. Act Accordingly.
If you're still rotating between the same three things you grilled last summer, this is your intervention. The Barbecue Bible just dropped nine recipes for May — headlined by Aaron Franklin's coffee-rubbed brisket, grilled key lime mojitos, and maple-bacon cinnamon rolls that come straight off the grate. All nine recipes right here.
Audi's Newest Car Is A V-16 Speed Machine Penned Under the Third Reich
Audi just debuted a new supercar with a 6.0-liter V-16. The catch? It was designed in 1935 under Germany's Third Reich as a weapon in a government-funded speed war against Mercedes-Benz. The original hit 203 mph on an Italian autostrada and disappeared behind the Berlin Wall and was never seen again. Audi built this one from scratch — hand-formed aluminum, methanol V-16 race engine, the lot. See it in all its flame spitting glory.
Bryson DeChambeau Is Running Out of Golf
The Saudis pulled LIV's funding after this season. The emergency meetings started. The budget cuts came through. Koepka already jumped ship back to the PGA Tour. Rahm, DeChambeau, and Cameron Smith were all offered the same lifeboat — all three turned it down. Those offers probably aren't coming back, and word is the reps for several LIV players have already started quietly calling the Tour anyway. DeChambeau's contract runs out at the end of 2026. He's LIV's biggest name, its loudest voice, and the guy the whole thing was supposed to be built around. This week he tees off at the PGA Championship at Aronimink while the league he chose over everything collapses behind him. His backup plan if nobody wants him? Grow his YouTube channel and "play tournaments that want me." Here’s the full story on the biggest fork in the road professional golf has ever seen.
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